Is it ok to think you can have sex with your personal trainer?

THINK AGAIN! Houston in home personal trainer Melissa called the police on the supposed tennis pro client who tried to hire her for purposes OTHER than personal training. She figured this out when the guy answered the door in his underwear.   Below is a list of the ten things any man can do if he wants to be sure to scare away a legitimate personal trainer in Houston. 1.) When the trainer arrives to do the fitness assessments and measurements, and she has asked you to wear shorts, wear your tight skimpy black underwear instead. 2.) Ask the female personal trainer repeatedly if she will "punish" you if you don't do the workouts. Tell her you LIKE to be punished. 3.) When the in- home certified female personal trainer arrives for the first workout in your home, make sure no one else is there with you, and make sure to lock the door behind her when she arrives. 4.) When the Houston personal  trainer is discussing the eating plan during the initial consultation, tell her that you drink several vodka's every night and do not plan to stop drinking. 5.) Brag to the personal trainer that you were a nationally ranked tennis pro or other athlete recently, and then when she asks you to do pushups and situps for a baseline measurement, make sure you can't do more than ten. 6.) Call from a blocked number and ask the female personal  trainer if she does massage. When she says no, keep asking the same question as many different ways as possible. 7.) When the Houston personal trainer is trying to get your baseline information, change the subject randomly and insist on giving her on a tour of your home on the pretext of showing her the workout areas, and show her ALL the bedrooms instead. 8.) Call the female personal trainer sweetie as often as possible, and when she is leaving, try to make her hug you when she goes to shake your hand. 9.) When you pretend to start your workout program with the personal trainer, be sure to cancel as many  workouts as possible saying you are sick, or have an emergency business meeting and make sure to give her no more than one hour of  notice for this so she is already driving to your office. 10.) When the female personal trainer is taking the "before" pictures of you (and you are still wearing the skimpy black underwear), ask her if the camera is able to zoom in. (PLEASE NOTE...THESE TEN THINGS, THOUGH FUNNY, ACTUALLY DID HAPPEN AND AS OF NOW EVERY CLIENT HAS TO SIGN A CODE OF CONDUCT BEFORE CITIFLEX.COM WILL TAKE THEM FOR PERSONAL TRAINING. In addition Melissa has a male personal trainer accompany her to the first meeting to make sure the client is serious about training. The code of conduct is on the bottom of the pricing page  click this link to view code.)

Last Updated ( Sunday, 23 March 2008 21:43 )